MAY I share something funny?
Did you know today is Star Wars Day? And in the spirit of May Fourth, I’m sharing random lines from Episodes IV, V, and VI—a hearty dose of TWSS (or TWHS) for any Star Wars fan. Enjoy.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?
Possible, he came through the south entrance.
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me
There's an awful lot of moisture in here
There is good in him, I've felt it.
Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
Back door, huh? Good idea!
Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...
Hurry up, golden-rod
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
I know—I’m terrible. And I personally will never watch Star Wars movies the same way again.
Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you.